For all the diapers that you have changed
For all the play dates you’ve arranged.
For all the trips back and forth to school
For cleaning all the spit up and drool.
For standing by me caring and strong,
’cause no one else could have put up with me this long!
Why is there only one Mother’s Day?
You deserve the ENTIRE month of May.
Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
“Working mothers are guinea
pigs in a scientific experiment
to show that sleep is not
necessary to human life.”